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	<description>If a million monkeys were to type on a million typewriters, would one of them produce Hamlet? That's the boring question. The intresting one is what would they produce the rest of the time...</description>
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		<title>A brief digression on love</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 11:09:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spring is the season of love. The sea-breeze that sets in at three thirty starts to set in at three. The wind picks up and rustles the leaves on trees, like a maid giving a room a complete shakedown before the owners of the house are to arrive. Little piles of green tender coconuts appear [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Islam it is for me</title>
		<link>http://onetechmonkey.com/2010/05/islam-it-is-for-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 08:05:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well maybe I might just convert to Islam and move to one of these Arabic countries. Look at some of the perks that they just have given employees. Very perky I must say 
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		<title>Indian Snake Oil</title>
		<link>http://onetechmonkey.com/2010/05/indian-snake-oil/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 07:20:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pratik Kanjilal in a piece today on Hindustan Times claims that &#8220;British doctors looking to ban homeopathy is positively medieval&#8221; and wants a &#8220;healthy agnosticism to replace scientific fundamentalism&#8221;.  I do not understand how Pratik defines agnosticism versus fundamentalism. But I would think that it is better to be fundamentalist about the truth of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tales from beneath a coconut tree</title>
		<link>http://onetechmonkey.com/2010/05/tales-from-beneath-a-coconut-tree/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 17:31:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hop, Skip, Jump, Turn.
and&#8230;
Hop, Hop, Hop, Skip and the stone arcs gracefully out of the hand of the young girl standing by herself on one leg under the hot afternoon sun.
The young girl must be six or seven and is dressed in the traditional pavada chattai of this dusty village in a silent corner of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tata Teleservices and Service from Hell</title>
		<link>http://onetechmonkey.com/2009/06/tata-teleservices-and-service-from-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had a Tata Internet Connection. Which I disconnected on December 2008. Approximately half an hour back I had a call from a certain Mr. R.C Choudhary who claims to work at Tiz Hazari Court as an &#8220;LDC&#8221;. He claimed that I have a court case filed against me by a Mr. Sanjeeb Kumar who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prayer and Other Puzzles</title>
		<link>http://onetechmonkey.com/2009/06/prayer-and-other-puzzles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a column called &#8220;Inner Voice&#8221; on HT, Roy Eugene Davis tries to explain to us when and how to pray. It is necessary he feels to not pray to GOD but to pray in GOD. Before praying, he feels, it is also necessary to clearly define your needs and desires. He also lists the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shit List</title>
		<link>http://onetechmonkey.com/2009/05/shit-list/</link>
		<comments>http://onetechmonkey.com/2009/05/shit-list/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 19:23:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Its twelve in the night and I am in the communal nest that is the office. Alpha male walked right past me as I was working. And did not wave, or smile or even for courtesy&#8217;s sake even ask me about my health. Yeah! I have made the shit list of the alpha male too.
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		<title>Customer Questions</title>
		<link>http://onetechmonkey.com/2009/05/customer-questions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 17:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How do you kill a session in Apache?
Yes. You are outsourcing your core business operations to a group of brown mealy mouthed monkeys across seven seas. But &#8220;How do you kill a session in Apache?&#8221;. Shouldn&#8217;t you be more worried about the Taliban, Governance or something else.
Nut cases.
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		<title>Customer Visits</title>
		<link>http://onetechmonkey.com/2009/05/customer-visits/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 17:04:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Salesbaboon: We do DRP exercises every month
OrangeOrangutanCustomer: Really
Salesbaboon: Really. Some of these are not even exercises but real DRP tests
[Silverback goes Sigh!]
OrangeOrangutanCustomer: What do you mean.
[There are two possibilities now. The sales baboon can confess that we bomb our delivery centers every once every two weeks or we don't and someone else bombs our delivery [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WTF moment- Extra Special</title>
		<link>http://onetechmonkey.com/2009/05/wtf-moment-12th-may/</link>
		<comments>http://onetechmonkey.com/2009/05/wtf-moment-12th-may/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 19:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: silverhairedbaboon@sales.justatechcompany.com
To: technicalperson@gmail.com
Technical Person,
Congragulations!! I have just come to know from Silverback that you have quit our lovely organization and have decided to move onto another lovely organization. Which is wonderful. The &#8220;other lovely&#8221; organization is really brilliant and is quite differentiated. In fact the CEO of the &#8220;other lovely&#8221; organization quit our organization and [...]]]></description>
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